Fat Depressed Americans

I find it very funny that people are always trying to find reasons for why Americans are Depressed and Overweight. The answer is simple. We watch TV shows that are full of Murders, Destruction and Spouses Cheating on each other just because they can. Then to make it worse the commercials in the middle of the shows are telling us "Now that you are down about life, come on over and get yourself a Big Greasy Cheese Burger, Fattening Fries and a Milk Shake" "You will feel much better with a full tummy" So like trained little monkeys that's what we all do. Then the health nuts put on some infomercial that tells us that now that we are all fat, we need to buy their product and we will be thin again. So we go into debt to buy their products. But now we are to tired to use them because we are working 3 jobs just to pay for it and we are eating greasy fast food because we don't have time for real food. So then we get more depressed because now our lives are filled with Murder, Destruction, Cheating Spouses, Fast Fattening Foods, Tiredness, Cluttery Workout Equipment, and last but not least DEBT. Wow that really is depressing.

Nessie's Stupid Poems

Life Sucks

As I sit here all alone in the darkest depths of my soul
I don't know what to do or where to go

I hate the dark
I hate the light
As my soul cries tonight

There are no words to describe how I feel
I just wish life was not real

Movies, Movies, Movies

I really do not like movie theaters, but some movies do deserve to be seen on the big screen. Here is my list of movies that are worthy of putting up with crying babies, cramped up legs, and people sneezing on my popcorn.

Charlie And The Chocolate Factory - Thank Goodness for psychotic movies with strange little men and trained chipmunks to entertain crazy brains like mine for a while.

I Hate Men

I HATE Men! They are just Gods cruel little joke to woman. They were put here just to make us suffer and so that spirits from beyond can have real life soaps to watch while they wait for us all to blow up with the world. And I guess that will only happen when God has finally watched enough of his children kill each other off and destroy each others lifes just for the fun of it.