Your Seduction Style

Your Seduction Style: Au Natural

You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it. That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power! The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism. You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world. Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in. You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you? You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways. Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you. As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.

What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Halloween Fun

So I know that it's a little late to be puting up Halloween pics, But deal with it! This was the brain that I made for dessert : ) I liked the brain, it was quite tasty.

Halloween is almost here : )

Halloween is FAST approaching and I am still trying to get my costume together. Usually I would have had it done at the end of August, but I am working two jobs just to survive, so I am starting a little late with it this year. I have decided that I want to be an angel :) I don't think I have ever been an angel before, so this will be fun. So tonight I am off to the fabric store to begin my journey of becoming a Little Angel :)

Your World View

Your World View

You are a moralist with conventional ideas, which some people would call old-fashioned. You probably think that most of the world falls badly below your standards. Your inhibitions and sense of guilt are in the way of your happiness. You think that people tend to use sex for evil, as a weapon. Your parents probably played a big part in the formation of such a guilt complex as yours. Your mind is in chains, and it's time you did something to free it.

What Is Your World View?

What Your Sleeping Position Says

What Your Sleeping Position Says

You are calm and rational. You are also giving and kind - a great friend. You are easy going and trusting. However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games.

What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?

The Keys to Your Heart

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you. You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance. Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets. Your risk of cheating is low. Even if you're tempted, you'd try hard not to do it. You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it. In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

How You Are In Love

How You Are In Love

You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time. You tend to give more than take in relationships. You need your space and privacy. You don't like to be smothered. You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change. You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.

How Are You In Love?

What My Undies Say About Me : )

What Your Underwear Says About You

You tend to buy new underwear instead of doing laundry. You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone.

The Underwear Oracle

My Job

What is my job you ask? Well I will tell you. I process web orders for a small web store. I like my job, but I do have to gripe about a few things.

First of all, People who do not put in a full street address. We don't read minds, you have to give us full address, or your order will not go anywhere.

Second, people who choose one type of shipping option and then write a little note that says they would like it sent a different way. What's up with that? Just choose the shipping that you want in the first place!

Third, people who don't understand that there is processing time needed for the order. Example: They order something to go Next Day Air, well children, the order has to be processed through the store, it does not just zap into the air as soon as you hit the "place order" button.

And last but by far not least, UPS can NOT deliver to a PO Box! Do not choose UPS shipping if you are having it sent to a PO Box.

Well I should go back to e-mailing customers now.

C.A.R.L.A.

Halloween Village

I love Halloween and I like to be creative. So I have decided to make a Halloween Village of my own. I only have a few pieces done so far, but I am working on more. This is the first time that I have ever really sculpted anything with clay, so they are not perfect, but they are my creations : )

DHL Shipping Company SUCKS!

I have worked with many different shipping companies in the past few years and I would just like to say that DHL is by FAR the very WORST one out there. The time sensative packages NEVER get there on time and thier website is SO slow that I could process 5 or 6 packages with another company in the time that it would take DHL's website to load. They have recently changed the website and now I can not ship anything at all because when I try to print the label, I get a message that says that they can not process the shipment at this time. And to top it all off, we have to pay them $7.00 a week to pick up the packages! Bad! Bad! Bad! Service! So to make a long story short, they charge outragouse fees and don't do anything to earn it.

Fat Depressed Americans

I find it very funny that people are always trying to find reasons for why Americans are Depressed and Overweight. The answer is simple. We watch TV shows that are full of Murders, Destruction and Spouses Cheating on each other just because they can. Then to make it worse the commercials in the middle of the shows are telling us "Now that you are down about life, come on over and get yourself a Big Greasy Cheese Burger, Fattening Fries and a Milk Shake" "You will feel much better with a full tummy" So like trained little monkeys that's what we all do. Then the health nuts put on some infomercial that tells us that now that we are all fat, we need to buy their product and we will be thin again. So we go into debt to buy their products. But now we are to tired to use them because we are working 3 jobs just to pay for it and we are eating greasy fast food because we don't have time for real food. So then we get more depressed because now our lives are filled with Murder, Destruction, Cheating Spouses, Fast Fattening Foods, Tiredness, Cluttery Workout Equipment, and last but not least DEBT. Wow that really is depressing.

Nessie's Stupid Poems

Life Sucks

As I sit here all alone in the darkest depths of my soul
I don't know what to do or where to go

I hate the dark
I hate the light
As my soul cries tonight

There are no words to describe how I feel
I just wish life was not real

Movies, Movies, Movies

I really do not like movie theaters, but some movies do deserve to be seen on the big screen. Here is my list of movies that are worthy of putting up with crying babies, cramped up legs, and people sneezing on my popcorn.

Charlie And The Chocolate Factory - Thank Goodness for psychotic movies with strange little men and trained chipmunks to entertain crazy brains like mine for a while.

I Hate Men

I HATE Men! They are just Gods cruel little joke to woman. They were put here just to make us suffer and so that spirits from beyond can have real life soaps to watch while they wait for us all to blow up with the world. And I guess that will only happen when God has finally watched enough of his children kill each other off and destroy each others lifes just for the fun of it.